Liz from Utah, realizing how priceless this photo is, made this comment on Facebook .... "Ya Chris would NOT stop giving me shit cause I would always talk crap when he wears his [white sunglasses] ... In my defense, they are not mine. And I give you permission to add this pic to your blog loren :)" As you wish..... Thanks, Liz!

Justin Beiber -- hideous

My friend Ruthi thought that just perhaps she could "be the one" that finally looks good in white sunglasses. Nope. But, she does come the closest yet! Her friend Donna might look cute in them, but that's only because Donna is cute. Sorry 'bout it.

Ok .... this child's parents should be shot!

Poor Javier.......

Via Facebook, my buddy Pete read the blog for the first time, and had this to say: "The blog is genius! Only douches wear white sunglasses." Amen, brotha.

Well, folks. Yes, everyone has one: a blog, and this one is mine! It has been dormant for while, but I promise you, I'm back. I was inspired, quite frankly, because last Saturday, I happened to be out and about. It was about 11:15 pm, and low-and-be-hold, someone was at the bar, at night, WEARING WHITE SUNGLASSES. God! Of course, the person looked absolutely stupid for wearing sunglasses at night at bar, and doubly-stupid because they were white sunglasses. I dealt with it, until someone walked in wearing CLEAR-lens-white sunglasses.

Folks, wearing clear lens-white sunglasses ? ........ NO! the person looked awful! I need my spotters to send me a photo.